Name 14 things a Newspaper cannot be used for

1. You cannot use it for toilet paper.
2. You can not use it for sitting on.
3. You can't build a key with it too make a door unlock.
4. You cannot live in it.
5. You can't feed it too your caterpillar or it will die.
6. you cannot eat it.
7. You cannot use it for an umbrella.
8. You cannot use it for your clothes.
9. You can't have it as a pet.
10. You cannot use it for chewing on.
11. You cannot use it for brushing your teeth.
12. You cannot use it for a shower curtain.
13. You cannot use it for a cloth.
14. You cannot use it for drying your face.